Rated
R (Strong Crude and Sexual Content, Language Throughout, Some Violence and Drug
Material)
Running
Time: 1 Hour & 56 Minutes
Cast-
Seth
MacFarlane-Albert Stark
Charlize
Theron-Anna Barnes-Leatherwood
Neil
Patrick Harris-Foy
Amanda
Seyfried-Louise
Giovanni
Ribisi-Edward
Sarah
Silverman-Ruth
Liam
Neeson-Clinch Leatherwood
Christopher
Hagen-George Stark
Wes
Studi-Cochise
Evan
Jones-Lewis
Aaron
McPherson-Ben
Brett
Rickaby-Charlie Blanche
Alex
Borstein-Millie
Ralph
Garman-Dan
John
Aylward-Pastor Wilson
Jay
Patterson-Doctor Harper
Amick
Byram-Marcus Thornton
Matt
Clark-Old Prospector
Rex
Linn-Sheriff/Narrator
Directed
by Seth MacFarlane
Note: Screened on Tuesday, May 20, 2014 at AMC Empire 25.
Despite the talented cast, Seth MacFarlane's "A Million Ways to Die in the West" ends up being a middling comedy. |
How
many ways are there to die in the Wild West? According to "Family Guy"
creator Seth MacFarlane, a MILLION! Unceremoniously cancelled by FOX after
three seasons back in 2002 due to low ratings, the oft-controversial animated
sitcom "Family Guy" returned to primetime television three years later
thanks to a small but extremely dedicated fan-base, who devoured the show when
Cartoon Network began airing reruns of it on their late-night programming block
Adult Swim. The DVD box sets of the first two seasons were also released the same
week the show premiered on Adult Swim and sold in record numbers, transforming
"Family Guy" into a cult phenomenon and rekindling FOX's interest. Since
the show's unprecedented revival, MacFarlane has built himself a multi-billion dollar
animated empire that includes "Family Guy" spin-off "The Cleveland
Show" and the absurdly satirical political comedy "American Dad!"
Despite "The Cleveland Show" being cancelled in 2013 after four seasons
(again due to low ratings) and "American Dad!" moving to TBS later
this year, MacFarlane shows no sign of slowing down, even when faced with a
critically-panned live-action show like "Dads" (now cancelled) and a divisive
hosting gig on the 85th Academy Awards (personally, I thought he did a great job).
MacFarlane
made the jump to the big screen in 2012 with his feature-length directorial debut
"Ted," about a middle-aged man-child (played by Mark Wahlberg) and
his foul-mouthed, anthropomorphic teddy bear, voiced by—who else—MacFarlane! The
well-reviewed film (68% on Rotten Tomatoes) went on to become the most successful
original R-rated comedy of all time, grossing an impressive $549.4 million worldwide.
Naturally, a sequel is in the works (set for release next summer) but MacFarlane
decided to go off the beaten path before diving into "Ted 2" by making
and starring in a western, one suited to his unique comic sensibilities. It's a
strange choice, given that westerns have often struggled to find commercial success
at the box office. Oh sure, there was 2010's "True Grit" and 2012's
"Django Unchained" but how many western comedies can you name that were successful? Off the top of my head,
only Mel Brooks' 1974 hit "Blazing Saddles" comes to mind. MacFarlane's
sophomore effort, titled "A Million Ways to Die in the West," is a far
cry from Brooks' comedy classic as it never quite escapes the feeling of being a
self-indulgent vanity project despite boasting a talented cast and some solid laughs.
The joke surrounding their characters is one-note but Giovanni Ribisi and Sarah Silverman make the most of it. |
Living
in the small dustbowl town of Old Stump in 1882 Arizona, Albert Stark (Seth MacFarlane)
is an honest, good-hearted sheep farmer who's unfortunately a big coward. After
weaseling his way of a gunfight with another rancher, Albert finds himself unceremoniously
dumped by his girlfriend Louise (Amanda Seyfried), who explains that she needs
time to 'work on herself.' A heartbroken Albert falls into a depression, with
his already pessimistic outlook of life on the Western frontier only growing when
he discovers that Louise has begun seeing well-to-do businessman and mustache aficionado
Foy (Neil Patrick Harris). Albert's best friend Edward (Giovanni Ribisi) and his
prostitute girlfriend Ruth (Sarah Silverman) try to cheer Albert up while he mopes
at home in the company of his surly parents but the sheep farmer has had enough
of the Wild West and begins plotting a move to San Francisco. However, a chance
encounter with the beautiful and mysterious Anna Barnes (Charlize Theron) changes
his mind. After saving her during a chaotic bar fight, Anna decides to repay Albert
by giving him shooting lessons so that he can beat Foy in a duel and win back Louise.
Albert and Anna slowly start falling for each other but their burgeoning romance
hits an obstacle when cutthroat bandit Clinch Leatherwood (Liam Neeson) suddenly
rides into town to retrieve his wife, Anna!
Seth
MacFarlane's "A Million Ways to Die in the West" is one of those frustratingly
mediocre comedies that's really funny when the jokes manage to hit their mark but
spends too much time treading water in between said jokes, resulting in a film
that has worn out its welcome by the time the second hour rolls around. Now I applaud
MacFarlane for trying to do something different. After all, the comedic multi-hyphenate
could've simply taken an easy paycheck by rushing "Ted 2" into production
but his latest feature unfortunately feels like a self-indulgent vanity project,
as if no one on the set wanted to speak up and tell MacFarlane that 'This is a bad
idea' or 'That isn't very funny.' Watching the opening credits (which consist
of six minutes of aerial shots of Monument
Valley), you'll notice that in addition to directing, MacFarlane also co-wrote
the script with frequent collaborators Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild, and shares a producing credit with six
other people (amongst them is, of course, Sulkin and Wild). But that's not all as
MacFarlane also cast himself in the
lead role. Hell, the guy even adapted his own script into a full-length novel
(his first), which was published back in March. This is another classic case of
giving someone too much creative control after experiencing a runaway success.
Granted,
"A Million Ways to Die in the West" isn't a complete disaster. The
central conceit revolves around how brutal the Western frontier was and that people
often die young from something as mundane as a snake bite. It's actually a pretty
novel premise considering the way American culture has romanticized the Wild
West, especially in history textbooks. This leads to some fairly amusing bits
like people literally dying from their own farts or not smiling in photographs because
life was so miserable. However, the keyword here is 'amusing' because there's
almost nothing in the film that will leave you in stitches. There are some exceptions,
like this one scene where curious onlookers react with amazement upon seeing
Foy take out a whole dollar and a surprise
celebrity cameo at the end. Long stretches go by without a single laugh, making
the film feel like a drag even at only two hours. Most damning of all is the way
MacFarlane self-sabotages himself. Early in the film, his character Albert Stark
sits down and goes on a long rant in front of Edward and Ruth, explaining just
how bad living on the Western frontier is, thereby ruining the entire joke and premise.
It's as if he didn't trust his audience enough to figure out the punchline unless
they were explicitly told how brilliant it was. Also problematic is that MacFarlane
doesn't seem to know what kind of film he wants to make. He initially presents
viewers with this heightened reality where a person can be gored by a bull that
comes out of nowhere or a couple suddenly catches fire from having their photograph
taken but then the film shifts into this earnestly saccharine western romance, resulting
in a picture that feels tonally confused. The only aspect that I can praise
without any reservation is the production and costume design as the attention
to period detail is quite remarkable. Michael Barrett's cinematography is exquisite
and Joel McNeely's score blares with pomp and circumstance. Too bad it's all in
service to a comedy that just isn't very funny.
Don't mess with Liam Neeson! |
With
the exception of a few guest roles on television, notably on "Gilmore
Girls" and "Star Trek: Enterprise," Seth MacFarlane's acting career
has been limited to voice work. "A Million Ways to Die in the West" marks
his first live-action lead role and he fares…okay. The biggest issue with MacFarlane's
performance is that it feels like he's just playing a slightly exaggerated version
of himself. Considering all the diverse animated characters he's brought to
life with his voice, it's a real shame he didn't at least try to challenge himself a little. Fortunately, MacFarlane has
surrounded himself with a talented cast, although he doesn't always utilize it
to his full advantage. Charlize Theron is obviously having a lot of fun playing
a character who likes to let loose and one of the stronger aspects of the film
is her easy rapport with MacFarlane as the two trade jokes about the rampant dangers
of the Wild West. Giovanni Ribisi and Sarah Silverman play a couple who are
waiting until they're married to have sex but the irony here is that Silverman's
character is a prostitute who has sex day in and day out for money. While the
joke itself is one-note, Ribisi and Silverman make the most of it. However,
they disappear for a large stretch of the film and by the time they return,
you'll likely have forgotten they were in it in the first place. Neil Patrick Harris
steals every scene he's in. I mean, the guy can take a juvenile joke like
sh*tting into a hat and turn it into comedy gold. One of the best lines Harris
has is when his character humiliates Albert by telling him he can give Louise luxuries
like 'wrapped candies.' It's one of the few truly hilarious moments in the film.
Liam Neeson is fine as outlaw Clinch Leatherwood but Amanda Seyfried is stranded
with an underwritten role as a shallow nineteenth century girl.
Released
on May 30, 2014, "A Million Ways to Die in the West" has received
largely negative reviews with a paltry 33% on Rotten Tomatoes. Critics described
it as an 'overlong, aimless [and] disappointingly scattershot affair.' The film
initially looked like it could've been a solid hit but it landed with a resounding
thud when it finally arrived in theaters, grossing a weak $16.8 million during
its weekend debut. That's worse than past comedy flops like 2009's "Year
One" and "Land of the Lost," 2012's "The Dictator," and
last year's "The Internship." Still, MacFarlane's latest isn't a
total flop as it managed to double its production budget with a current worldwide
tally of $82.1 million. The premise holds promise and it's a well-made film but
as a comedy, "A Million Ways to Die in the West" is a middling
affair.
Final
Rating: 2.5 out of 5
"The
American West is a terrible place in time. Everything out here that's not you
wants to kill you. Angry drunk people, hungry animals, outlaws...the f*cking
doctor!"