Monday, March 25, 2013

Admission Review

Rated PG-13 (Language and Some Sexual Material)

Running Time: 1 Hour & 57 Minutes

Cast-
Tina Fey-Portia Nathan
Paul Rudd-John Pressman
Nat Wolff-Jeremiah Balakian
Travaris Spears-Nelson Pressman
Lily Tomlin-Susannah Nathan
Michael Sheen-Mark
Gloria Reuben-Corinne
Wallace Shawn-Clarence

Directed by Paul Weitz

Yes, Tina Fey, don't look at Paul Rudd. Look at me!

Note: At AMC Empire 25.

'So have you thought about where you wanted to go for college?' I was just a pimply-faced, sixteen-year-old junior in high school when my mom started asking me this question…repeatedly. Honestly, I didn't have an answer for her. I'm not one to dwell on 'the future' because such worries can be headache-inducing. Instead, I follow Qui-Gon Jinn's advice: 'Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs.' Anyone who's ever attended college will know how stressful the admissions process can get. Not only do you have to choose the 'right' school but also the 'right' major and parents can get a little too crazy at this part (I have first-hand experience on this). Let's also not forget the financial cost. Paul Weitz's latest film, "Admission," does not focus on this. Rather, it takes a behind-the-scenes look at the people who decide whether a student gets into their school or not—the admissions officer. Starring Tina Fey and Paul Rudd, you would think that their pairing guarantees comedy gold but unfortunately, that is not the case. Although "Admission" benefits from Fey and Rudd's charming presence, the film squanders its unique premise by shoehorning in too many contrived subplots and turning all its characters into walking clichés. 

Thirty-eight-year-old Portia Nathan (Tina Fey) has been working as an admissions officer for sixteen years at New Jersey's Princeton University. Every day, she sifts through hundreds of applications from students anxious to attend the prestigious college. When the current Dean of Admissions (Wallace Shawn) announces his retirement, Portia competes with fellow co-worker/frenemy Corinne (Gloria Reuben) for the job. However, her personal and professional life is thrown into disarray when a former classmate named John Pressman (Paul Rudd) invites Portia to his alternative school for the gifted in New Hampshire. Arriving at the school, John introduces her to seventeen-year-old Jeremiah Balakian (Nat Wolff), who just might be the son that Portia secretly gave up for adoption when she was in college. Although his grades are terrible, Jeremiah managed to get a near-perfect score on his SAT and aced all eight of his AP exams, despite the fact that he didn't even take the relevant classes. He voices his desire to go to Princeton and soon, Portia finds herself bending the rules for Jeremiah while developing romantic feelings for John. 

Based on the novel of the same name by Jean Hanff Korelitz, "Admission" is a pleasant enough film to watch and you want to cut it some slack because the two leads are so damn likable yet the script from Karen Croner has too many problems. It tries hard to leave audiences with a smile on their face but most will be left feeling 'meh.' The best parts of the film is when it focuses on how admissions officers decide who to accept and who to deny. As she goes through one folder after another, Portia envisions each applicant demonstrating their talents while she recites them out loud. This is a nice touch from Weitz because it humanizes the character and you get a sense that she genuinely wants the best for these kids. The film also touches on how Princeton University (along with similar Ivy League schools) cater to only students with parents who have a large bank account and Portia ends up trying to bend the system for Jeremiah even though he's at an economic disadvantage. She believes that this socially-inept kid, whose sole talent is ventriloquism, is exactly what Princeton needs and the idea that these Ivy League schools only recruit those who come from money is enough to fill an entire film. However, Weitz instead packs in numerous subplots that ultimately dilute the main story. First off, the fact that Jeremiah may or may not be Portia's son was not needed as it makes all her actions throughout the film seem questionable. Is she helping him because he's gifted or is it due to her belief that he may be her son? What's worse is that it reduces her to a caricature of a needy parent. Second, why the hell is a teacher like John digging into this kid's background? The way he inserts himself into Portia's life is not only invasive but also highly unprofessional. John is essentially guilting her in order to get Jeremiah into Princeton. Third, the romance between these two characters feels forced, as is the comedy. It never entirely meshes well with the rest of the film and none of the subplots exploring these characters' personal problems are interesting due to how clichéd they are. When Portia's boyfriend (Michael Sheen) of ten years suddenly breaks up with her, it's played for laughs, with him constantly running into her with his new girlfriend, who's only referred to as 'that Woolf woman.' It gets a few chuckles the first time but it quickly grows tiresome when it keeps repeating itself. Later on, there's a gag involving a pregnant cow and you're left wondering why Weitz felt the need to include this. Meanwhile, John is struggling with his duties as a father and it just drags the film down. Despite all these issues, you have to give "Admission" credit for having its heart in the right place yet there's no edge to the drama. Weitz tiptoes around the issues with the admissions process and instead serves up situations that seem to be drudged up from a bad sitcom. 

One of the sole bright spots is the presence of Tina Fey. She's adorable, sexy, and hilarious to boot so it's great to see her on the big-screen, even if it's only every few years since she's also a mother of two daughters. Fey's role as Portia Nathan isn't too dissimilar from the characters she's previously played but this one gives her the chance to show off her dramatic chops. She does not disappoint, with the seasoned comedienne delivering a nuanced performance, something that is sorely lacking in the script. Paul Rudd is his usual charming self, although this is the umpteenth time I've seen him play a good-natured schlub. Maybe it's time to think outside the box, Mr. Rudd. Nat Wolff is endearing as the socially awkward Jeremiah but the rest of the supporting cast are given one-note roles. Lily Tomlin is little more than a parody of a man-hating feminist while Michael Sheen slums around for a paycheck. 

Released on March 22, 2013, "Admission" has received mixed reviews with 44% on Rotten Tomatoes. Critics agreed that the film had 'a pair of immensely likable leads in Tina Fey and Paul Rudd, but it wastes them on a contrived (and clumsily directed) screenplay.' It flopped at the weekend box office with a paltry debut of $6.4 million. I wasn't surprised considering that there were only twenty people during an afternoon showing…on a Saturday. That's a real shame because "Admission" could've been a good film. Unfortunately, the messy script keeps it from earning a passing grade despite Fey and Rudd's presence.

Final Rating: 2.5 out of 5

"To do our job well, an admissions officer must be on the receiving end of an entire nation's application panic and endure the frustration of all the parents who just realized there isn't room for every organically fed, well-tutored offspring. Of course everyone thinks we're sadists; that we like saying no. We are in this job for one reason, to say yes."