Monday, October 3, 2011

The Human Centipede [First Sequence] Blu-Ray Review

Not Rated (Disturbing Sadistic Horror Violence, Nudity and Language)

Running Time: 1 Hour & 32 Minutes

Cast:
Dieter Laser-Dr. Josef Heiter
Ashley C. Williams-Lindsay
Ashlynn Yennie-Jenny
Akihiro Kitamura-Katsuro
Andreas Leupold-Detective Kranz
Peter Blankenstein-Detective Voller

Directed by Tom Six

"Now you can bite me. Bite my boots! Bite my boots!"
Not all films are created equal but they always inspire a wide range of emotions. Directors pushing the limits of extreme cinema in order to explore the depths of human depravity are nothing new but when Tom Six’s “The Human Centipede [First Sequence]” began to make the rounds at various film festivals in 2009, the reactions to the body horror flick ranged from glowing praise to outright revulsion. The perverse premise gives new meaning to 'ass to mouth' and involves a mad doctor kidnapping three victims so he can realize his vision of a Siamese triplet…by surgically connecting their mouths and anuses together! Six was inspired to write the film when he saw a child molester on the news and joked, 'they should stitch this guy with his mouth to the ass of a very fat truck driver. It would be a really good punishment for him.' A sequel titled "The Human Centipede 2 [Full Sequence]" has already been completed with a limited release set for October 7, 2011 and from the reviews I’ve read, it looks like it ups the ante even more in depravity. Plus, the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) has banned the film and the official trailer wears it like a badge of honor. "The Human Centipede [First Sequence]" may suffer from lapses in logic and an overreliance on tired horror clichés but the film succeeds due to the fact that Six has crafted something that’s never been done before, even if all the premise does is make you want to vomit. 

Lindsey (Ashley C. Williams) and Jenny (Ashlynn Yennie) are two American tourists on a road trip though Europe but while searching for a nightclub in Germany, their car unexpectedly breaks down with a flat tire in the middle of a forest. Unable to get any cell reception, the two friends attempt to find help and come upon the house of a Dr. Josef Heiter (Dieter Laser). Heiter ends up drugging and holding the two women captive in his basement cellar. He also kidnaps a Japanese tourist named Katsuro (Akihiro Kitamura). Heiter reveals to his three victims that he was once a world-renowned surgeon, an expert at separating conjoined twins but now envisions of creating a creature that share one digestive system. In order to accomplish his perverse goals, he plans to surgically sever the ligaments in their knees and connect the three by sewing their mouths and anuses together to form the world’s first 'human centipede.' 

People who are hoping for an all-out gore fest will be disappointed as "The Human Centipede [First Sequence]" is relatively restrained compared to films like "Saw" or "Hostel," with the only gruesome scenes being a teeth removal and flesh on the buttocks being surgically cut as Dr. Heiter creates his own version of Frankenstein’s monster. No, much of the shock and revulsion comes from its premise, which is rather ironic considering that humor involving excrement is considered funny but with Six's film, it's immoral and offensive. What a hypocritical society we live in! As for its '100% Medically Accurate' tagline, that's nothing but a misnomer to drum up hype. I do not doubt that Six consulted with a Dutch surgeon but no one can survive being fed fecal matter due to all the bacteria, even if that person was receiving nutrients through an intravenous drip. It's just not possible. As for the film itself, the first half isn't particularly imaginative and even feels somewhat dull as it follows the usual horror clichés beat for beat with our two female leads being stranded due to a flat tire and looking for help…in the middle of a forest at night! Such illogical occurrences are peppered throughout the film, including a prolonged escape attempt that left me scratching my head at the total lack of common sense on display. Once Heiter creates his human centipede, the film improves as Six crafts a tense atmosphere of hopelessness and despair in order to make our skin crawl. There's this one scene that will make those with weak stomachs spill their lunch as Katsuro empties his bowels and Lindsey is forced to swallow it. Hell, it's almost played up for comedic effect when Heiter screams with glee, 'FEED HER!' 

Strange as it may be, the film does contain elements of black comedy, largely stemming from Dieter Laser's over-the-top performance. When he explains to his victims what he's about to do, he uses a cheap projector straight out of high school and almost child-like diagrams! A common question that will crop up is what point Six is trying to make. From a critic's point of view, there is no moral subtext because everything that happens in the film simply…happens. Six's goal is to humiliate and dehumanize his characters in a similar way like Pier Paolo Pasolini's infamous 1975 film "Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom," which was loosely based on The 120 Days of Sodom by the Marquis de Sade. This is an endurance test where Six wants to push the audience's boundaries and although "The Human Centipede [First Sequence]" is never actually about anything, the film remains oddly compelling throughout and you're unable to turn away. On that alone, it is a runaway success. Due to the low budget nature of the film, the cast are all unknowns but Dieter Laser (what a cool last name) has had a long, successful career in Germany. Laser's performance is nothing short of brilliant as just the mere look from his bulging eyes and vulture-like grin will inspire chills. This is a man who's smart enough and mad enough to create a human centipede and you can compare him to the director following through with his idea to its dark conclusion. Akihiro Kitamura shines as well but Ashley C. Williams and Ashlynn Yennie's 'talents' leave much to be desired as it feels like they're reading off cue cards but I do give them props for participating in a film like this! 

Released on Blu-Ray back in October, 2010, "The Human Centipede [First Sequence]" looks and sounds decidedly…average. Shot on high definition cameras and apparently up-scaled from 720p, the picture quality is passable with some fine detail during close-ups but colors are often dulled to add to its bleak atmosphere. A subtle blue filter is used, giving the film a sterile appearance. Audio quality fails to impress as dialogue is too low at times and the effects sound cheap but this is more a fault of the film's low budget. These issues aren't huge deal-breakers but it's not a significant upgrade from the DVD. Supplements are also on the weak side with the only worthy extra being an audio commentary with Tom Six. The rest of the extras (presented in standard definition) are fluff pieces but you can marvel at the actresses 'skills' as their audition tapes are included. 

After premiering at several film festivals, "The Human Centipede [First Sequence]" had a limited release on April 30, 2010, playing in one theater in New York City (the IFC Center) and grossing a rather miniscule $181,467 with an additional $70,740 internationally for a total of $252,207. If IMDB is correct, its production budget was an estimated $2 million, which would make it a financial failure but it has already earned something of a cult following. Reception was mixed with a 50% on Rotten Tomatoes as critics concluded that while it was 'grotesque, visceral and hard to swallow, this surgical horror doesn't quite earn its stripes because the gross-outs overwhelm and devalue everything else.' Ultimately, it's hard to quantify "The Human Centipede [First Sequence]" as a film you 'like' or 'dislike' as it is more of a boundary-pushing experience. I do not regret seeing it but I won't be popping the disc in anytime soon as once is enough for me. Roger Ebert encapsulates my thoughts best, 'The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine.' One thing's for sure, we'll never look at our rear ends the same way ever again!

Final Rating: N/A (Does not mean 0 out of 5)

"Ingestion by A, passing through B, to the excretion of C. The human centipede…first sequence!"