Rated
R (Language and Some Sexual Content)
Running
Time: 1 Hour & 31 Minutes
Cast-
Justin
Timberlake-Richie Furst
Ben
Affleck-Ivan Block
Gemma
Arterton-Rebecca Shafran
Anthony
Mackie-FBI Agent Shavers
John
Heard-Harry Furst
Michael
Esper-Billy 'Pet' Petricoff
Oliver
Cooper-Andrew Cronin
Christian
George-Wilson
Yul
Vazquez-Delegate Herrera
James
Molina-Esteban
Louis
Lombardi-Archie
Vincent
Laresca-Sergeant Barrancas
Sam
Palladio-Shecky
Bob
Gunton-Dean Alex Monroe
David
Costabile-Professor Horstein
Directed
by Brad Furman
"Wait a minute, so you're actually Batman?" |
Note: Screened on Wednesday, October 2, 2013 at AMC Empire 25.
Do
people even gamble online anymore? Last time I checked, it was illegal as per
the 'Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act of 2006,' a measure that was hastily
tacked on to the SAFE Port Act (which regulated port security) at the last minute
and signed into law by then-President George W. Bush seven years ago but according
to Brad Furman's latest film, "Runner, Runner," it's currently a raging
epidemic on college campuses. Perhaps it's set before 2006. Then again, it doesn't
even matter what year it takes place in given how bland and by-the-numbers this
film is. The only saving grace is the timely casting, with lead actor Justin
Timberlake coming off of two blockbuster album releases ("The 20/20 Experience"
1 and 2) and his co-star Ben Affleck recently cast as the latest Bruce Wayne/Batman
in the 2015 "Man of Steel" sequel, tentatively titled "Batman
vs. Superman." Other than that, "Runner, Runner" doesn't have much
to offer besides a brief ninety running time. There are some nifty visual flourishes
and the premise has potential but Furman fails to capitalize on it, resulting
in a generically-made crime thriller that generates little in the way of suspense
and is instantly forgettable despite its impeccable cast.
With
his career on Wall Street stalling in the midst of the 2008 meltdown, Ritchie Furst
(Justin Timberlake) decides to return to New Jersey's Princeton University in
order to pursue his master's degree in finance. He pays for his ever-increasing
tuition bills by working as a recruiter for online gambling sites, enticing
fellow students and even professors to sign up and drain away their life savings.
When the school's dean, Alex Monroe (Bob Gunton), gets wind of this, he threatens
the smooth-talking student with expulsion. Already heavily in debt, Ritchie decides
to risk everything he has in his bank account on a round of virtual poker but
loses…badly. He immediately suspects that someone cheated him, with his suspicions
confirmed when a computer expert on campus reveals that the winner had the odds
to win four lotteries in a row. To get his money back, Ritchie flies down to
Costa Rica to confront the website's multi-millionaire owner, Ivan Block (Ben Affleck).
An impressed Ivan offers Ritchie a full refund and a position within his company
as well. Quitting school on the spot, Ritchie becomes Block's trusted protégé and
is quickly drawn into a world of easy money, fast cars, and loose women while also
falling in love with Rebecca Shafran (Gemma Arterton), Ivan's former girlfriend-turned-business
advisor. However, the young man soon finds himself in way over his head when an
FBI agent named Shavers (Anthony Mackie) comes knocking on his door and reveals
that the online gambling magnate is a fraud. Ritchie must now try to outsmart Ivan
if he is to escape unscathed.
Back
in 1998, writers Brian Koppelman and David Levien explored the underground world
of high-stakes poker in the cult hit "Rounders," so a film set against
the backdrop of online gambling isn't that far removed from their wheelhouse. Unfortunately,
the script they've come up with for "Runner, Runner" is utterly forgettable,
and pretty much goes in one ear and out the other. Given its subject matter
revolves around a game of risk, its rather ironic to see the story here play it
safe. Every plot point is telegraphed well in advance and the whole affair is just
so predictable that it saps what little suspense it has. The film's problems don't
end there, however, with the dialogue often coming off as too trite to be taken
seriously thanks to such gems like 'you're either bred for it, or you bleed for
it.' It also tries to come off as sophisticated by throwing around a bunch of
complicated poker and mathematical terms (short-term variance, standard deviation)
but doesn't display a clue as to what they actually mean. Hell, even the jokes are
groan-inducing. Ivan Block calls his luxury yacht 'The House' because 'the house
always wins.' I bet Koppelman and Levien thought they were real clever when they came up with that line.
The
biggest issue with "Runner, Runner" is that it's morally confused. Apparently,
we're supposed to root for Ritchie yet how can we when it's plainly obvious that
Ivan is a shady character to begin with. What's even more puzzling is that Ritchie
seems perfectly content with doing whatever Ivan asks of him, making his change-of-heart
midway through the film jarring to say the least. The fact that he had to resort
to blackmail in order to get a client to sell to Block is already a red flag but
Ritchie remains completely oblivious. By the time he's forced to 'do the right
thing,' it's simply out of self-preservation. The film tries to raise the
emotional stakes by having Ivan tighten his grip on Ritchie by buying his father's
(John Heard) debt but there's never a sense that they're in any danger due to
the awfully restrained, PG-13 violence. When Ritchie is beaten up by a couple
of thugs, he looks no worse for the wear besides a tiny scratch on his face. Ivan,
who twirls his invisible mustache like a cheesy Bond villain, has his own posse
of grunts but favors throwing people who cross him into a crocodile-infested den
over blunt force. I was half expecting him to reveal that he has a giant laser
orbiting the planet! A perfunctory romance is thrown in and the script lamely positions
Ivan as being no different to those who work on Wall Street yet all this fails
to add much to a film that's already going nowhere. Furman does add some
stylistic flourishes, placing the camera on Ritchie's face as he slowly looks around
in awe and takes in the glitz and glamour of the world Ivan lives in. Other than
that, "Runner, Runner" just blandly goes through the motions.
Justin
Timberlake may sell millions of music albums around the world but his acting skills
definitely need some refinement. While he showed promise in 2010's "The
Social Network" and managed to land a few solid laughs in 2011's "Bad
Teacher," the singer never feels entirely comfortable with the material he's
given here and comes across as overly earnest at times. The man does have an
inherent likability when placed in front of a camera. However, I feel his talents
are better suited for supporting or comedic roles. As the smarmy Ivan Block, Ben
Affleck is fine yet one can detect a slight hint of boredom with his half-hearted
performance. The future Batman actor just doesn't drum up the necessary amount
of malice to make the character truly menacing. Failing to add anything to the
film's plot is Gemma Arterton. She's a beautiful actress and the wardrobe that's
provided for her drives home this fact but all she does is smile and pout while
batting her eyes at Timberlake. The two have about as much chemistry as two rocks,
leaving the romance aspect limp and frankly, a waste of time. Anthony Mackie also
pops in for a couple of scenes, screaming and shouting his way through the picture
as an FBI agent hell-bent on nailing Block.
Released
on October 4, 2013, "Runner, Runner" has received overwhelmingly negative
reviews with a mere 9% on Rotten Tomatoes. Critics noted that 'it has an impressive
cast and an intriguing premise, but [the film] wastes them on a bland, haphazardly
assembled thriller with very little payoff.' Competing against Alfonso Cuarón's
critically-acclaimed sci-fi drama "Gravity," the box office prospects
for Furman's picture appear low, with 20th Century Fox estimating a debut of
only $10 to $12 million. That's disappointing given the star power behind the
film. The equivalent of a shrug, "Runner, Runner" isn't one of the
worst films of the year but it's just so bland and generic, with a script that's
completely absent of any danger or moral complexity. A royal flush it isn't.
Final
Rating: 2 out of 5
"This
is your job. You want a clear conscience, go start a charity. But if you want
your own island and your boss says you gotta go out there and take a beating,
you go out there, take it and come back to work and say, 'Do you need me to do
it again?!'"