Friday, August 24, 2012

Hit & Run Review

Rated R (Pervasive Language including Sexual References, Graphic Nudity, Some Violence and Drug Content)

Running Time: 1 Hour & 40 Minutes

Cast-
Kristen Bell-Annie Bean
Dax Shepard-Charlie Bronson
Bradley Cooper-Alex Dimitri
Tom Arnold-Randy Anderson
Michael Rosenbaum-Gil Rathbinn
Jess Rowland-Sheriff Terry Rathbinn
Carly Hatter-Sheriff Angela
Beau Bridges-Clint Perkins
Kristin Chenoweth-Debbie Kreeger
Joy Bryant-Neve Tatum
Sean Hayes-Professor Sandy Osterman

Directed by Dax Shepard and David Palmer

Charlie Bronson (Dax Shepard) and Annie Bean (Kristen Bell) find themselves on the run from some crazy criminals in the late-summer comedy "Hit & Run."
In comparison to last year, summer 2012 has not exactly been kind to the R-rated comedy, with Sacha Baron Cohen's "The Dictator" underperforming at the domestic box office with $59.7 million (although it remains a modest success when including its $108 million foreign gross) while "That's My Boy" and "The Watch" both flopped, earning a mere $36.9 and $33.1 million respectively. Seth MacFarlane's "Ted" has been the only success story, racking up an impressive $352 million worldwide and receiving positive reviews with a solid 70% on Rotten Tomatoes. Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis' political satire "The Campaign" also looks to be on track for a $100 million gross, although barely. With every major release already playing in theaters or about to be released on Blu-Ray and DVD, we've now entered the last two weeks of August where Hollywood dumps whatever films they have left (usually with low box office prospects) in order to earn a quick buck before gearing up for the fall season with all their possible awards contenders. The last R-rated comedy to arrive is "Hit & Run," starring Kristen Bell and her fiancĂ© Dax Shepard, who also co-directed, co-produced, and co-wrote the film. Shepard (cue obligatory Mass Effect reference) currently stars on NBC's comedy/drama "Parenthood" as Crosby Braverman but has had a number of supporting roles in film such as 2005's "Employee of the Month" and 2008's "Baby Mama." This is also not his first time as director, helming last year's mockumentary "Brother's Justice," which had an incredibly limited release and received reviews so negative that it now has a score of 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Fortunately "Hit & Run" is a lot better compared to Shepard's previous effort as the chemistry between him and Bell benefits from their real-life relationship but this uneven action comedy fails to drum up any excitement or laughs despite the flashy cars and some amusing moments. 

Charlie Bronson (Dax Shepard) lives in the rural backwater town of Milton, California with his loving girlfriend Annie Bean (Kristen Bell), a professor who teaches conflict resolution at the local community college run by a Xanax-addicted dean named Debbie Kreeger (Kristin Chenoweth). However, the name 'Charlie Bronson' is actually a false identity he was forced to adopt when he entered the Witness Protection Program four years ago for testifying against his best friend Alex Dimitri (Bradley Cooper) in the wake of a failed bank robbery. Annie is unaware of her boyfriend's shady past and believes him to be only a 'witness' to the crime. When Debbie tells Annie that she has been offered a job at the University of California related to her field, Charlie is less than enthused about the news as going back to Los Angeles would mean running into his former criminal buddies at the risk of his own life. His love for Annie eventually convinces Charlie to come out of hiding and he agrees to make the 500 mile drive by breaking out his souped-up 1967 Lincoln Continental from the shed. Gil Rathbinn (Michael Rosenbaum), Annie's possessive ex-boyfriend, discovers Charlie's real identity by memorizing his license plate and alerts Alex of his return to Los Angeles, leading to a wild chase across the Californian desert that also involves a bumbling U.S. Marshall named Randy Anderson (Tom Arnold) and a pair of incompetent sheriffs, Gil's brother Terry (Jess Rowland) and his partner Angela (Carly Hatter). 

"Hit & Run" may not be a great or even good action comedy but it's a harmless film that largely succeeds on the appeal of Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. Apparently, it only took ten weeks to write the script and shoot the film, with much of the cast deferring their salaries. Such efficiency is admirable and it's immediately clear that Shepard was very passionate about the project considering the many hats he wore during the production. The actors also have a lot of fun on the set as well, especially Bell, who sports a big smile whenever the camera pans to her during the car chases. Although primarily marketed as a comedy, the problem with "Hit & Run" is that it just isn't very funny. Sure, there are some chuckle-worthy moments such as when Tom Arnold's Randy, a U.S. Marshall assigned to protect Charlie, forgets to fully put his vehicle in park, which starts rolling on its own toward a group of children playing by their house. Randy runs after the van and attempts to shoot out the tires but misses, hitting the neighbor's window instead. However, after the umpteenth time where Randy's gun accidentally discharges, you have to wonder if he's just clumsy or plain stupid. Shepard packs his script with a number of quirky secondary characters to garner some easy laughs but they're only tangentially related to the story. Gil is reduced to chasing Charlie around and behaving as obnoxious as possible despite being the catalyst that sets the plot in motion. Sheriffs Terry and Angela have a few amusing scenes that revolve around an app called 'Pouncer,' which allows gay men to hook up, similar to a real-life app called 'Grindr.' There is also an outrageous moment where Annie and Charlie stumble upon a real-life 'Lemon Party,' which is not even remotely funny and will even leave some viewers disgusted. The car chases tries to emulate the action comedies of the 1970's but while there are plenty of vehicles on display, the driving stunts fail to drum up any excitement due to the pedestrian way it's edited together. The boring desert backdrop does not help matters either, leading to a feeling of sameness to every chase. What really saves "Hit & Run" from being a total disaster is the sweet chemistry between Annie and Charlie, which owes much to the fact that these two are actually a real-life couple and allows their interactions to come off as genuine. The opening scene has Charlie reassuring his girlfriend that the only moment she needs to worry about is now and that he will be with her for the rest of his life, prompting what seem to be real tears from Bell. That spark between them is the sole reason that "Hit & Run" manages to be somewhat enjoyable. 

The cast certainly enjoyed themselves but the performances are a mixed bag with the only exceptions being Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. Despite his scruffy, unkempt appearance, Shepard's Charlie has a charming puppy dog loyalty that makes him instantly likable. Sharing a cute rapport with Bell's Annie, the fact that she and Shepard are a couple both on-screen and off inadvertently breaks the forth wall, offering a peek into their personal lives. Tom Arnold is Randy, the accidental-prone U.S. Marshall assigned to protect Charlie but while his antics initially elicited a few chuckles, I later found them to be repetitive and uninspired. Sporting yellow shades and a ridiculous mane of dreadlocks, Bradley Cooper just looks way too much like a cartoon to come off as menacing. Michael Rosenbaum, who played Lex Luthor on the long-running television series "Smallville," is convincing as Annie's annoying ex-boyfriend Gil though the script never knows what to do with him. Jess Rowland and Carly Hatter make for a fun duo as two sheriffs caught up in a situation beyond their control but like Gil, they are given little to do. Kristin Chenoweth, David Koechner, Sean Hayes and Jason Bateman also have cameo roles, along with Beau Bridges literally delivering a knockout punch as Charlie's estranged father. 

"Hit & Run" was released on August 22, 2012 and has received mixed reviews with 47% on Rotten Tomatoes. Critics noted that 'it's jokes miss as often as they hit but even at its least compelling, [the film] provides harmless late-night viewing for old-fashioned action comedy enthusiasts.' The $2 million production only managed to secure a wide release thanks to distributor Open Road Films, co-owned by theater chains AMC and Regal, which explains why it began screening as far back as May. Unfortunately, it debuted to a pitiful $625,000 this past Wednesday and is expected to earn as little as $3 to $4 million in its first five days of release. Audience reaction at the screening on Tuesday was rather muted, although there were a few scattered laughs. The only competition is from "Premium Rush" and "The Apparition," with the latter being dumped into a mere 810 theaters but all three prospects look terrible given their release dates, with Shepard's film likely landing in the bottom ten. "Hit & Run" is by no means a terrible flick thanks to the presence of Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard but outside of a few amusing moments, there's nothing here that's particularly compelling or worth paying to see.

Final Rating: 2.5 out of 5

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