Monday, August 12, 2013

We're the Millers Review

Rated R (Crude Sexual Content, Pervasive Language, Drug Material and Brief Graphic Nudity)

Running Time: 1 Hour & 50 Minutes

Cast-
Jason Sudeikis-David Clark
Jennifer Aniston-Rose O'Reilly
Will Poulter-Kenny Rossmore
Emma Roberts-Casey Mathis
Nick Offerman-Don Fitzgerald
Kathryn Hahn-Edie Fitzgerald
Molly Quinn-Melissa Fitzgerald
Ed Helms-Brad Gurdlinger
Tomer Sisley-Pablo Chacon
Matthew Willig-One-Eye
Luis Guzmán-Mexican Cop
Thomas Lennon-Rick Nathanson
Mark L. Young-Scottie P.
Ken Marino-Todd, Strip Club Owner
Laura-Leigh-Kymberly

Directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber

Just another wholesome, All-American family smuggling drugs across the U.S. border.
Note: Screened on Thursday, August 1, 2013 at the Ziegfeld Theater (Red Carpet Premiere).

Like gay marriage, it's pretty much inevitable that marijuana will be legalized across the country. In a couple of years, we'll all be buying up that weed from the produce aisle at the local Whole Foods Market while laughing at the good 'ol days when getting high meant paying a visit to a shady dealer in a dirty alleyway. In fact, the state of Colorado has already passed a bill allowing the plant for recreational use, which makes the premise for "We're the Millers" all the more puzzling. Then again, logic has never been Hollywood's strongest suit. Although comedy films haven't exactly been setting the box office on fire compared to previous summers (with the exception of June's "The Heat"), Rawson Marshall Thurber is hoping to squeeze out a couple of more laughs before the season comes to an end in three weeks with his latest effort "We're the Millers," which reunites Jason Sudeikis and Jennifer Aniston from 2011's surprise hit "Horrible Bosses." It's hard to believe that it's been nine years since Thurber made his directorial debut with fan-favorite 2004 comedy "DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story" and since then, he's only made one other film, the 2008 drama  "The Mysteries of Pittsburgh," based on Michael Chabon's coming-of-age novel of the same name. Returning to the genre that jump-started his career, Thurber's "We're the Millers" isn't particularly clever and suffers from some tonal issues but the film's cavalcade of f-bombs and vulgar sex jokes still manages to generate quite a few laughs.

When low-level pot dealer/perennial slacker David Clark (Jason Sudeikis) tries to stop a mugging with the help of his nerdy teenage neighbor Kenny Rossmore (Will Poulter), he ends up being robbed in the process, and is forced to hand over his entire stash of marijuana and money in order to placate the thugs. This puts him in hot water with eccentric drug lord Brad Gurdlinger (Ed Helms), who offers David a chance to repay his debt by going down to Mexico and picking up a 'smidge and a half' of weed for him. In return, David is let off the hook and also gets $100,000 for his trouble. Fearing immediate arrest while crossing the border back into the U.S., David comes up with a crazy plan and enlists the aid of down-on-her-luck stripper Rose O'Reilly (Jennifer Aniston), his awkward neighbor Kenny, and homeless runaway Casey Mathis (Emma Roberts) to pose as his wife and two children. As 'the Millers' set out on their fake family vacation, these four mismatched individuals soon find themselves biting off more than they can chew when they run afoul of rival drug lord Pablo Chacon (Tomer Sisley) and an off-duty DEA agent named Don Fitzgerald (Nick Offerman).

The initial previews for "We're the Millers" offered a few chuckles here and there but I didn't expect much from this late-summer R-rated comedy. Well, color me surprised because I left the theater with a smile on my face. Written by Bob Fisher, Steve Faber, Sean Anders, and John Morris, the film is a mash-up of 1983's "National Lampoon's Vacation" and 1977's "Smokey and the Bandit," only instead of transporting Coors beer, it's two metric tons of marijuana—or 'enough weed to kill Willy f*cking Nelson.' The first twenty minutes or so is actually rather dull; you get the occasional laugh like Sudeikis' spot-on imitation of Tom Hardy's Bane voice but the story reveals its hand a little too early when David runs into an old college friend (played by Thomas Lennon), who envies him for having absolutely no familial responsibilities. From that point on, it's pretty obvious how the film will end. Fortunately, "We're the Millers" starts to hit its stride once David brings his 'family' together. There's a scene-stealing Luis Guzmán as a cop looking for a bribe (in the form of oral sex!) but the film's most memorable moments arrive once Nick Offerman and Kathryn Hahn's characters enter the picture. A running gag revolving around a decoy baby concludes with Hahn's Edie totally losing her sh*t while scenes with Poulter's Kenny receiving kissing lessons from his 'mom' and 'sister,' as well as David and Rose being mistaken for swingers by the Fitzgerald's left me guffawing uncontrollably in my seat. Granted, the comedy relies too much on four-letter-words and sex jokes yet Thurber's go for broke approach and his refusal to shy away from taboo subjects (like swollen testicles) rescues "We're the Millers" from sinking into mediocrity.

However, the film falters when it tries to tug at our heartstrings. It's made abundantly clear that this motley crew will eventually come to appreciate each other like a real family but the moments where they 'bond' come across as forced and overly sentimental, complete with sappy music playing in the background. David's change-of-heart from selfish douche-bag to father figure is also too sudden and doesn't come about in an organic way. When he returns to the others after abandoning them at an outdoor carnival, David's apology lacks sincerity yet Rose, Kenny, and Casey are surprisingly quick in taking him back. Despite the fact that everyone involved is guilty of drug smuggling, it's all forgiven with one of those clichéd, studio-mandated happy endings. The film's attempt at generating urgency in the form of a rival drug lord fails to add much to the proceedings, with Sisley's Pablo Chacon feeling more like an annoying pest as opposed to a full-on villain.

A good comedy needs a cast that is able to click together and "We're the Millers has that in spades. Jason Sudeikis isn't playing the most genial protagonists with his character's smarmy attitude yet his ability to bounce off the others with one ad-lib after another allows them to continuously up their game. Jennifer Aniston's post-"Friends" career has been something of a mixed bag but her out-of-the-box turn in "Horrible Bosses" proved that with the right role, she can be really funny. Once again, Aniston steps outside her comfort zone as stripper Rose and I have to say, she has an amazing body, especially for someone who's six years away from turning fifty. While her impromptu lap-dance doesn't feature any nudity, sometimes it's just better if certain things are left to the imagination. Completely stealing the film is "Son of Rambow" star Will Poulter. His character's awkward mannerisms instantly endear you to him and come on, he even sings TLC's Waterfalls. That's a winner in my book. Supporting players Nick Offerman and Kathryn Hahn deliver hilarious turns as a Midwestern couple suffering from intimacy issues, which leaves Ed Helms and Emma Roberts getting the short end of the stick. Helms just tries too hard here while Roberts sadly ends up being overshadowed by her other co-stars.

"We're the Millers" was released on August 7, 2013 to surprisingly negative reviews with 41% on Rotten Tomatoes. Critics complained that it 'squanders its potential—and its cast—with an uneven, lazily assembled comedy.' Moviegoers felt differently though, with the film earning a little over $38 million since last Wednesday. Although it's entirely possible that it'll end its run with $100 million, the last three weeks of summer is still unusually crowded so a final tally of $80 million seems more likely. No, the comedy isn't very inspired but as far as laughs go, "We're the Millers" delivers and that's ultimately all that matters.

Final Rating: 3.5 out of 5

"This is not a smidge! You've got me moving enough weed to kill Willy f*cking Nelson, man!"